Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
