June 2009
14 posts
“Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a...”
“When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck...”
“Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.”
“Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.”
“Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything...”
“Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.”
“If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has...”
“Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the...”
“Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.”
“Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked...”
“There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has...”
“There is no CTRL button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always...”
